In a car crash and go to heaven, Sister Margeret, Sister Patricia, and Sister Mary. They meet Peter at the gates of heaven.
Peter : " Before any of you get in, you need to wash the part of your body in the fountain of holy water that has been lustfully used to sin"
Sister Margeret walks to the fountain and washes her hands.
Peter : " Thankyou Sister Margeret you may walk through", Sister Patricia, your next.
As Sister Patricia walks up, Sister Mary quickly runs and pushes her out of the way and gets to the fountain first.
Peter : "Wait your turn!!!!, you cannot push in like that!!.
Sister Mary: " Please!!! , Please!!!, let me wash out my mouth before Sister Patricia puts her ass in it!"
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