12> Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge -- Life Savers' Five Flavors of Terror Alertness
11> Britney Spears and Madonna -- Breath Savers
10> Giorgio Armani -- Italian Dressing
9> George Bush -- Boggle
8> Robert Downey, Jr. -- Super Shootin' Smacks, the Intravenous Breakfast Cereal
7> Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Kleenex Tissues With Lotion
6> David Beckham (circa 2034) -- Old Spice
5> Ted Williams -- Sub-Zero Freezers
4> Michael Jackson -- Mr. Potato Head
3> Bob Dylan -- voice recognition software
2> David Crosby -- seed catalogs
1> Kevin Bacon -- Sixth Degree Geneology-Tracking Services
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