The Time I Met a Leprechaun in a Bathroom

Let me tell you about the day I grew up. I was in a bar restroom at the urinals getting rid of my daily intake of beer when in walks in the shortest guy I had ever seen. I thought to myself as he approached the urinal that there was no way that he would be able piss in the "adult" urinal, but he surprised me when pulled out the biggest cock that I had ever seen and wrapped it over the lip like a true fire house. My jaw involuntarily dropped open for a second, and I managed to spit out the question of how in the hell he has such a big cock, completely ignoring my til then lifelong rule of not talking to another guy who has his dick in his hand.

The little man finishes up and tucks his beast away and says "Well, you caught me. I am a leprechaun. You get to make three wishes."

I quickly gushed "I wish for a big dick like yours, all the money I could ever need or want, and to never have a worry again."

"Done," he said. "But given how big of wishes you are making, I will be demanding something in return. In order for your to get those wishes granted, you must let me fuck you in the ass in that there stall."

For the second time in that bathroom my mouth stood agape. I thought about it for a while and convinced myself that for all that money it was worth it.

So I let the leprechaun fuck me in the ass in a small bar stall. And when he was done he said "Aren't you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?" as he walked out the door. And that was the day I grew up.