(NSFW) I was at the gas station

I was at the gas station filling up when these 2 young ladies pull into the pump next to me in a convertible. They are both extremely gorgeous. One girl gets out of the car and fills her tank. When she is done she goes into the station to fill up.



You have to understand I am normally very shy and I cannot talk to women. I have been single for long time and I said fuck it I’m going to talk to these girls.



I take this opportunity to talk to the other girl in the car. We exchange pleasantries and after a few minutes of talking we exchange numbers. This sort of thing NEVER happens to me. I am beyond excited at this point. I threw out the old 3 days rule and I called her that evening. We talked for a while and decided to meet for a date the next day.



The next day I pull up to her house and knock on the door. Her dad opens the door. As I am well out of college and was sure that she was much older this was a complete surprise to me. He is very pleasant and he invites me in. I sit on the couch waiting for her. She comes around the corner in a wheelchair! As I only saw her sitting in the car I never suspected she was paralyzed. It never came up in conversation either. Her dad could tell by the look on my face that I was completely unaware of her condition. He pats me on the shoulder and quietly whispers, “she does this a to unsuspecting guys,” as if that was supposed to comfort me. I liked the conversation we had so I decided to stick this out and continue with the date.



We go out to my car and I try my best to help her into my car without feeling her up too much, as I want to be a gentleman. After I help her in I fumbled around with her wheelchair and get it loaded into my car the best that I can



I had planned to take her to the park just down the road for a picnic. I get her wheelchair unloaded and help her into it, which she is much better at doing on her own than getting into cars. I grab all of the picnic stuff, the basket, and blankets and cooler. My head is spinning how, am I supposed to carry all of this and push her to the area I had picked out? I’m fumbling with all of this and she says to me, there is a small area under the chair where you can put the blanket and I can hold the basket and cooler on my lap.” I am grateful for this and eagerly take her up on the offer. We get out to the area and set up. Things are going well and we talk well into the night.



Things start getting hot and heavy, we are making out and getting “handsey”. At this point I have been sitting so long my ass is starting to hurt so I keep shifting uncomfortably. She can tell how uncomfortable I am, she pulls back and looks at me says, “Do you see that swing set over there?”

“Yes.”



“Take me over there and I’ll fuck you like you’ve never fucked before.”



At this point I’ve been hard for a good 20 minutes so I eagerly take her up on the offer. We go over there and she says “lift me up so I can grab the bar up there”.



At this point I’m a little confused but still hard as rock, I oblige. I lift her up, she grabs onto the bar and says in a very sexy voice, “lift my skirt up and fuck me.”



We go at it for a while and with her hanging there, it was the best sex I’d ever had in my life, hands down.



When we finish it is very awkward. I have never had sex like that and it was amazing for me, and she kind of shrugs it off and with an emotionless voice says “we’re done.”



I am taken aback by this and I don’t really know what to say so I cleanup myself and our picnic, get her and all of my stuff loaded into the car. We drive back to her house in the most awkward silence I have ever experienced in my life. I get her wheelchair our and take her up to the house. I try to kiss her good bye, and she gives me the cold shoulder.



I am very confused by this and I don’t know what to make of it. I wait to see if she calls me. With how coldly things ended I was not sure what I should do.



A few days later I was at the bar with my friends and see her dad out of the corner of my eye. I am just hoping he does not see me, but alas he does. He walks over and with hand out stretched he shakes my hand. In his hand is a $100 bill. At this point I am very confused. Again he sees the confusion on my face and says “Most guys just leave her in the park.”


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