They lived in a small town, where every time something went missing or something was vandalized or any mischief was made - they knew it was these two boys. Their poor mother was at her wit's end. She decided to ask a local preacher to talk to them. He agreed but asked to see them one at a time, the youngest first.
The man, impressively large and imposing, sat across from the young boy and stared him down for a moment. "Son," his booming voice cuts the air, "do YOU know where God is?"
The boy's eyes widen in terror. The preacher waits a few minutes and starts again, louder then before.
"I said, son, DO YOU KNOW WHERE GOD IS?!"
The boys jumps out of his chair and hauls ass out of the church, across town, and into his house. His brother hears the commotion and finds his little brother hiding in the closet under some old blankets. The older brother asks, "What on earth happened?!"
"It's bad this time, real bad. God's missing and they think WE did it!"
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