Three leprechans die and go to heaven.
The first one asks god "Are there any midget nuns in Ireland?" God said "No son, there are no midget nuns in Ireland" The second leprechan starts to giggle and the third one hushes him.
The first one asks god again " Are there any midget nuns in all of Europe?" God said "No son, there are no midget nuns in all of Europe" The second one laughs louder and the third one hushes him again.
So the first one asks "Are there any midget nuns in the whole world?" God replied "No son, there are no miget nuns in all of the world."
So this time the third one cracks up and the second one says "See, i told you, you fucked a penguin!"
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