A chicken egg at the north pole begins to hatch. The penguins gather around to see, and as the chick starts to come out it starts making a noise "hooo.., hooo..., hooo..." a penguin says, your a chicken not an owl! The chick finally comes out and says "HOOOO....LLY SHIT ITS COLD! "
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