One Day an apple, a bannana, and a dick were talking about how their lives were worse. the apple said"People eat me then throw me away!" The Bannana said "People peal me, eat me, and then throw me away!" Then the dick said "People put a bag over my head, put me in a dark cave, and then make me do push ups until i throw up!"
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