Little Johnny is in class and the teacher is at the chalk board. She turns to the class after putting the letter "S" on the board. Ok class, I would like someone to give me a word that starts with the letter "S". Johnny raises his hand and says "Me me me me."The teacher says to herself "no way. hes so fouled mouth he will say shit or something."So she calls on Suzzy. Suzzy says Sunflower."Very good Suzzy. Then she outs the letter "f" up on the board little Johnny wonce again is saying "ME me me". She says "Franklin give me a letter thats starts with the letter F."Franklin says "funny teacher."Very good Franklin."This went on for most of the class. Finally she put the letter "R" up on the board. Johnny sat scratching his head like he was thinking real hard. She thought alright I got him."Johnny can you give me a word that starts with the letter "R"?. Yes. Johnny says."Rats. teacher."Very good Johnny."Then he said "big fucking rats three foot long with sixteen in harry dicks."The teacher faintede.
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