There was once a Rino sleeping by a water fall. just then a huge lion come along and grabed his balls give them a little shake and said "oh i'll ave a peice of that!"" and the lion starts shagging the Rino up the arse then the Rino wakes up and the lion runs for his life then whilst the Rino is stomping just behind the lion the lion sees a hunter reading a newspaper with those funny hunter hats on so the lion kills the hunter sticks on his hat gets the newspaper and sits down then the Rino says to the lion (who he thinks is a hunter)ave u seen a lion come through here? and the lion says do you mean the one who shagged the rino up the ass earlier? then the Rino said ""FUCK ME DON'T TELL ME IT'S IN THE PAPERS ALREADY !!!!. by Ricky .L. Lewis
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