Superman and the Flash were jogging around Central Park when they spot Wonder Woman sunbathing naked behind some bushes. Superman says to Flash "That is one fine piece of ass" The Flash says "you know Superman, with my super speed I bet I can screw her brains out and be gone before she suspects anything" Superman says "I dare you". The Flash starts picking up speed going around Central Park faster and faster and faster and on his 85th lap he makes a bee line for Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman with a startled look says "what's wrong?" And the Invisible Man says " I'm not sure, but I feel like if somebody just fucked me up the ass"
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