Bar Football

One day a man was dumped by his girlfriend and goes to a bar. He
sits down and orders a beer. He turns to his left and sees a gay
guy smiling at him. The gay guy asks him if he would play "Bar
Football" with him. The man was very drunk and says, "What the
hell, how do you play?" The gay guy says, "What you do is take a
beer and chug it down without stopping, that's 6 pionts. Then
for the extra piont you must pull your pants down and lay a big
fart."


The gay guy takes his beer and chugs it down, pulls down his
pants and lays a high piched fart. The gay guy says, "Your
turn!". The man takes his beer and chugs it down. The gay guy
says "6 pionts!" As the man pulls his pants down the gay guy
whips his penis out and sticks it up the man's ass and starts
screaming, "Block that kick, block that kick!!!"