A young man moved out from home...

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment,
all his own, and went proudly down to the lobby to put his name
on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of
the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The
boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation
with Him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious
that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat
trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her
hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear
someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed
the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off
completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is
my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
'It's got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked,
'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100%
natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a
28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can
you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'Outside, when you said you
heard someone coming... that was me.'