"Father, I don't like my name! Why did you name me as such!" said the son.
And so the father replied in his broken English:
"Well son, when your older brother born, I saw eagle in sky, and such his name, Soaring Eagle. When your other brother born, I saw big bear, and such his name, Standing Bear. So my son, what wrong with Two Dogs Fucking?"
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