A Blond, Burnett and a Red Head are stuck on a deserted Island. After days of searching for a way off, they come across a lamp. After picking it up a genie appears. The genie tells them that if the want to get of the Island they need to run and jump off the cliff. As they fall to the ocean below yell out want you want to turn into and you will be able to get away safely. The Redhead runs off the cliff and yells "Eagle" and flies away safely. The Burnett jumps off the cliff yells "Dolphin" and swims away. The blond runs forward, trips on a rock and yells, "Shit!"
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