3 survivors swim to a nearby island. By morning they survey the island and see that there is a mountain, They decide to get to the top to get a signal fire going for passing ships in hopes of getting rescued. Upon reaching an ideal spot, one of the survivors finds a lamp. He rubs the dirt off to get a better look at it only to find out that its a magic lamp. A genie appears before the 3 survivors and says he will grant them each a wish to escape but in order to do so they must jump off the near cliff and shout out loud what they wish to be to escape the island. The first survivor takes a leap of faith and yells "An eagle!" he instantly turns into a majestic eagle and flies away. The second survivor amazed with disbelief runs to the edge, jumps and yells "A Shark!" he instantly turns into to a ferocious shark and falls into the ocean then swims off. The last survivor thinks long and hard about what he wants to be. When he finally decides what he wants to be he gets into a ready position and sprints toward cliff using all the muscles in his leg but just as he reaches the edge he trips on a rock and shouts "SHIT!!!" as he goes over the edge...
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.