She's a very good looking girl. Red hair, mini skirt the works. She walks up to the bar and orders a rum & coke. They get to talking and before you know it she has almost finished off the whole bottle. She stumbles to the bathroom and doesn't return for some time. The bartender curious if the girls alright, goes in to check on her. To his surprise she's passed out on the bathroom floor and the spread eagle no panties or anything. His lust got the best of them and ended up having sex with her right there on the bathroom floor. He finishes up and goes back to the bar like nothing happend. She wakes up doesn't say a thing, calls a cab and goes home..
The next night rolls around, the same girl comes in. Order the rum and coke again gets plastered, passing out on the bathroom floor once again. The bartender brings the barkeep in in it this time and they double-team her, finish up & return to work like nothing happend. Once again she gets up seems to have no recollection & goes home.
Well the third night rolls around and the chick comes into the bar once again. She's approaches the bartender and he asks "What will you have doll, a rum & coke?" he says with grin. She replies "No I'll just have a glass of water, rum and coke makes my pussy hurt."
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