Three turtles were going to the airport...

after 10 years they arrived at the airport but the found that they forgot to get their passports.So, they chose one of them to go back to get the passports. The chosen turtle agreed but if only they don't drink from the Soda bottle they have and they agreed.
Year after year passed and the turtle didn't return yet. After nine years on the of the waiting turtles said to the second turtle "I am very thirsty, I will drink the Soda bottle" and opened the bottle when Suddenly the third turtle jumped from behind a tree and yelled " I knew you will drink you liar, that's why I didn't leave"

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