The shouting parakeet.

So a girl is walking on a street on her way home and suddenly she hears "Bye whore!" and she turns and notices a parakeet was saying those words, "Good bye you little whore", said the parakeet. The girl decided to ignore the animal and keep walking.


The next day the same girl walks by the same street on her way home,"Bye byeeee you whory whore", the parakeet shouted. The girl was growing some anger towards the animal, "f*cking parakeet, if he keeps calling me a whore I will f*cking kick his ass, stupid bird" she thought.


The next day, the girl had a really shitty day and was walking by the same street and she hears "Good byeeee you ugly whore!!" the parakeet shouted again. "Fucking punk-ass bird" said the girl. She goes to her house and grabs a black spray can, walks angrily to the house where the bird was, "Oh hi, magnificent whore" the parakeet once again said. The girl grabs the bird and sprays the shit out of it, all the body in black paint, feet, beak, feathers, eyes, anus... all. "F*cking bird that will show you" said the girl as she walks away.


The next day she walks the same street and not a word from the parakeet, and it was like this a few days. At one point she felt curiosity to see how the bird was doing and to make fun of him. So she goes to the bird and says "What's the matter you shit bird, why haven't you said anything", and the parakeet says...


"Sorry, but when I'm in a tux I don't talk to whores!"