Ole MacDonald sitting on a bench,
slapping his meat with a monkey wrench,
missed his meat and hit his balls,
pissed all over in his overalles,
went to the creek to wash them off,
saw a beaver jacking off
kicked the beaver in its ass
never seen a beaver jack so fast.
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