When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him and informs him that all newcomers to heaven are allowed a single question to ask of The Almighty.
Pete gestures to a magnificent pedestal nearby and says to Zebra, "just step up there and ask away."
Zebra walks over to the pedestal and nervously steps on. The pedestal immediately illuminates with blinding light and a booming voice from above echoes, "WHAT TRUTH DOES THY SEEK MY CHILD?"
Zebra looks up and says "Well, God, i've always wanted to know.. am i black with white stripes? or am i white with black stripes?
The voice echoes again. "YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE." then the light fades.
Zebra looks at St. Peter inquisitively.
Pete says "you're clearly white with black stripes.."
Zebra, "how do you know that??"
Pete, "well if you were black with white stripes, God would have said 'YOU IS WHAT YOU IS'
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