A veterinarian was feeling ill, so he went to see his doctor.
The doctor asked all the usual questions ... what symptoms did he have, how long had they been occurring, etc., when the vet interrupted him:
"Look, doc, I'm a vet and I can't ask my patients these questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking - why can't you?" he said smugly.
The doctor nodded, stood back and looked the vet up and down. He then quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to the vet, and said, "There you go. Of course, you do understand that if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep!"
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