One cold winter night in Russia, a small sparrow was wandering along the middle of a snowy road looking for warmth. After many hours of struggling through the frozen wasteland, it finally collapsed in the middle of the rode and began to freeze to death.
Just as the bird was about to lose consciousness, however, a man on a horse passed by. The horse, unaware of the bird's presence, happened to do its business right on top of it, covering it to its neck in droppings. The sparrow was saved from a frozen death by the heat and, realizing this, began to sing in joy. It did not realize that it was attracting the attention of a nearby wolverine, which promptly pulled the poor sparrow out and ate it.
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The moral of the story is this:
Those who put you in the shit, aren't necessarily trying to cause you harm.
Those who take you out of the shit, aren't necessarily trying to help you.
But most of all, if you're neck deep in shit, DON'T SING!
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