The Pope's New Camera

One day a man was taking a tour of the Vatican, snapping
pictures with his camera as he went. But suddenly, he had this
urge to go to the washroom, but he held it in because the tour
guide told the group that they were going to see the pope! And
he was excited.


So they met the pope, and the man was very happy having met the
pope. When the pope left, he decided to go to the washroom,
finally, since he really had to go. He followed the signs to the
washrooms, unknowingly following the pope as he went.


He entered the washroom not knowing that the pope had just
entered the washroom. And since we all know that the pope is
horny, as he always is, he is jacking off to a nudie-mag in the
stall.


Unbeknownst to the man, he enters the same stall as the pope,
who is jerkin' his gerkin. Completely astonished, the man snaps
a picture.


"Whoa, wait" pleads the pope, "You can't let that picture get to
the media. It will be spread all over the world, they would tear
me apart! I will be ruined. You have to sell me that camera. I
will give you $1000 for it."


"Whoa, a thousand bucks!" exclaims the man, "That is more than
five times what I paid for it! I will do it! Yeah!"


So he sells his camera to the pope, and leaves happy, but after
he utilizes the facilities. The pope opens up the camera,
exposing the film as to erase the discriminating evidence. While
he was doing this he realizes that his new camera is quite nice,
so he keeps it.


Later, the pope goes on a much needed and wanted vacation. He
visits Amsterdam, and during his many travels, he goes on some
tours.


One day he is snapping photos with his $1000 camera. Another
tourist, not recognizing the pope, remarks: "That is a really
nice camera. How much did you spend on it?"


"Well, I bought it from this guy for a thousand dollars." says
the pope.


"Oh boy!" remarks the other tourist, "he must have seen you
coming!"