The Pope was very ill. The Vatican doctors could find nothing wrong. A psychiatrist examined the holy father and explained the results.
"De Pope hasa to hava sexa. eesa only way to getta betta"
When the findings were explained to the Pope by his chief aide he was greatly saddened.
"Okay," he said, "Butta she has to be blinda so she can no see who does these terrible thinga that happen to her".
"Okay, blinda," said the aide.
Also, the Pope continued, "she hasa to be deaf so she cannot hear these terrible thing to happen to her."
"Okay, blinda and a deafa," said the aide.
"Anna," the Pope continued, "She hasa to be mute, so she cannot tell the world these terrible thing to happen to her".
"Okay, blinda, deafa, anda muta" said the aide.
"Anna one a more thinga", said the Pope, "She gotta hava some a bigga titties! Really bigga boomba knockersa!"
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