The Limo The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once. Well, here, the limo driver says, Take the wheel, Your Holiness! Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, I just pulled over someone real important and I don't know what to do. Well, who is it? his dispatcher says, The mayor? The governor? The president? I don't know, the officer responds, but the Pope's his chauffer!
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