He's in Chicago for an appearance. His regular car is obviously not there and due to some mixup all they have is a huge SUV.
When Francis sees this beast he thinks for a second. "Hey, I've been kind of curious about these things. Do you mind if I drive?"
What are you supposed to say when the Pope asks that? "Sure thing," says the driver. He hops in back and Francis gets behind the wheel.
Francis is a little unused to all that engine power so they're lurching around downtown Chicago, alternating between 6 mph and 60. Eventually a police cruiser turns on its lights and pulls them over.
One of the cops gets out of the cruiser and walks over. The tinted window of the SUV rolls down and the cop turns white and runs back to the cruiser. "Drive!" he tells his buddy.
"Who the hell was that?"
"I dunno but the Pope is his driver!"
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