The Perfect Day According to Him and Her


THE PERFECT DAY THE PERFECT DAY ACCORDING TO HER


8:45 WAKE UP TO HUGS AND KISSES


9:00 3 KILOS LIGHTER ON THE SCALES


9:30 LIGHT BREAKFAST


11:00 SUNBATHE


12:30 LUNCH WITH BEST FRIEND AT OUTDOOR CAFE


1:45 SHOPPING


2:20 RUN INTO BOYFRIENDS/HUSBANDS EX NOTICE SHE HAS GAINED 20LBS


3:00 FACIAL,MASSAGE,NAP


7:30 CANDELIGHT DINNER FOR TWO AND DANCING


10:00 MAKE LOVE


11:30 PILLOW TALK IN HIS BIG STRONG ARMS


THE PERFECT DAY ACCORDING TO HIM


10:00 WAKE UP


10:02 ORAL SEX


10:10 BIG COOKED BREAKFAST


11:30 DRIVE UP THE COAST IN FERRARI WITH GORGEOUS BABE WITH BIG HOOTERS


2:15 ENORMOUS LUNCH


3:15 ORAL SEX WITH GORGEOUS BABE WITH BIG HOOTERS


3:25 PLAY SPORTS WITH THE GUYS


4:30 DRINK BEER WITH THE GUYS


6:30 MEET ELLE MACPHERSON


6:40 ORAL SEX WITH ELLE MACPHERSON


6:50 HUGE DINNER, MORE BEER


8:00 USE ALL COMPONENTS OF HOME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM MAKING SURE ALL THE REMOTES WORK


11:00 FULL ON, GET DOWN, GORILLA SEX WITH EITHER ELLE MACPHERSON, GORGEOUS BABE WITH BIG HOOTERS OR BOTH


11:10 SLEEP

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