The Italian says "After I finish a making the love to my a wife, she is a glowing all a over and she floats a centimeter off a da bed!"
The Frenchman replies, "Oui, after I haz made de most beautiful love to my mistress, her body is still shaking from la petite mort and she floats ten centimeters over the bed!'
The Australian looks at the other two and grins, "Geez! that's nuttin! After I finish screwing the old lady I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits roof!"
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