Gregory finally found the nerve to tell his fianc�e that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman."Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs."Not on her best day," he replied."Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?""No, she's broke.""Well, then, is it sex?""Nobody does it like you, babe.""Then what can she do that I can't?""Sue me for child support."
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