Always Rings Twice


A blonde woman goes to the doctor and tells that him that both
her ears have been burnt. "Sit down and tell me how it
happened," said the doctor.


"Well,I was just ironing my clothes, when I received a call and
instead of picking the phone I accidentally picked up the iron
and burnt my ear."


"Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"


"The jerk called back!"

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