He asks his Doctor: "Doctor, I need your help. My wedding is coming up and I need to know, is there any way to tell if my wife is really still a virgin when our special night comes along?"
The doctor tells him: "yes there is" and proceeds to give him a flask with red paint, a flask with blue paint and a spade.
The man looks confused so the doctor explains. Before your special night, you paint one of your balls blue, and the other one red. When your wife takes off your pants and looks and says "I've never seen balls like these!?" You hit her with the spade.
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