The receptionist leads him to his room, gives him his hospital gown, and shows him how to put it on. She says to him, "Take off all your clothes, put on your gown, and the doctor will be in shortly."
"Ok," the man says. The receptionist leaves, and he proceeds to get undressed. The man is taking off his shoes when an orderly comes in to his room.
"Can you tell me something?" the man asks the orderly. "Why does this hospital gown open up in the back?"
The orderly smiles and says, "Ask the doctor when he comes in.". The orderly leaves, and the man proceeds to take off the rest of his clothes. A nurse comes into his room. And the man asks her, "Hey, how come my hospital gown opens up in the back?"
The nurse smiles and says, "You'll have to ask the doctor when he comes in."
The man is rather perplexed and a little irritated. He is in his gown and has been waiting for over an hour for the doctor. Finally, the doctor comes in and begins to examine the man. The doctor finishes his exam and is taking off his gloves when the man asks him, "Question for you, doc, since no one else will give me a straight answer: how come my hospital gown opens up in the back?"
The doctor smiles, leans in close to the man, and says to him, "Because mine opens in the front."
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