I went to the doctor's office the other day

and found out my new doctor is a drop-dead gorgeous young female!


I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional.
I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said, "My wife thinks my dick tastes funny..."

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