A woman went to the pet shop buy a parrot. She found this one she liked a lot but the seller warned her
"He is really intelligent, and talks all kinds of words, but... His last owner ran a whorehouse, so he is kind of dirty..." The woman, confident it'd be no problem, buys him. When she gets home with the parrot he says
"New Whorehouse, new pimp" the woman laughs, and get over it quickly. Later that day, when her two daughters arrive from school, the parrot says,
"New whorehouse, new pimp, new bitches..." The mother explains everything to her daughters and they understand. When her husband arrives from work the parrot says
"New whorehouse, new pimp, new bitches... HEY DAVID!!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.