Girlfriends repeat the darnedest things

When I arrived home one night, the first thing my girlfriend said to me "isn't bestiality illegal?" to which i replied, "who would tell a good little parrot that?"

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.