The one with the Talking Bear

Once James goes bear hunting in nearby woods and spots a bear. He takes aim and shoots. BAMMM the bullet hits the mark and the bear dies. When James goes to inspect the kill, he suddenly feels a furry paw on his shoulder. He turns back and sees a large bear standing there

"Whats your name mate" the bear asks

"James"

"James you know what, you have killed my wife. now you have 2 options - either i will kill you or i will have buttsex with you. please pick"

Obviously James wants to live so he pulls down his pants and bends over. The bear goes at it for 15 mins, gets exhausted and leaves. James is wounded badly. he somehow reaches home and is admitted into a hospital. he takes 2 weeks to recover.

A month after the ordeal, James again thinks of going bear hunting. He goes and BAMM kills another bear. The same thing happens again. The big bear puts his paw on James and tells him that James has again shot down his wife. He gives James same 2 options and James again bends down. The bear is more angry now and goes at it for an hour before leaving James. James barely survives and it takes him 2 months to come back to his full health.

Now James is angry. he wants to kill the bear who has violated him twice. he goes to the jungle. Finds a big bear and BAMM kills it. Suddenly he felt a furry paw on his shoulder

"James. just make this clear to me. Do you come here for bear hunting or do you really like getting your butt fucked"