when they found a genie's lamp. After rubbing it, a genie popped out and told them that they each get three wishes.
"I want every woman in the world," the bear asked first.
" I want a helmet," said the rabbit.
" Actually, I wish for every attractive female in the universe," the bear said for his second wish.
"I also want a motorcycle," asked the rabbit.
" No, I want every beautiful women that had ever existed," the bear said for his final wish.
The rabbit, already revving up his motorcycle, added: "I wish the bear was gay," and drove off.
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