A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, "If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it." A bear was in the lake and thought, "If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish." A hunter was on the grounds and he thought to himself, "If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would catch the fly, the bear would catch the fish, and I could shoot that bear." The hunter had a cheese sandwich that day, and a mouse wished, "If only that fly would drop six inches, that fish would catch the fly, the bear would catch the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear, and I would be able to get his cheese sandwich." A cat was nearby too, and said to itself, "If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would catch the fly, the bear would catch the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear, the mouse would scramble for the cheese, and I would catch that mouse."
Then, the fly did drop six inches, got eaten by the fish, which was captured by the bear, which was shot by the hunter, whose cheese was stolen by the mouse, but the cat slipped and fell straight into the lake.
Moral of the story? Every time a fly drops six inches, there's bound to be a wet pussy.
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