A bear and a rabbit are deep in the woods taking a poop. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks, "Do you ever have any trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit responds, "No, never." So, the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with the rabbit.
Moral of the story: Never answer questions from a bear taking a poop in the woods.
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