The animal convenience store

It was 11am and all the forest animals were waiting in line for the convenience store to open. Some were obviously more calm than others.

Suddenly, the rabbit was making his way up through the line towards the store when the bear stops him.

"Trying to cut in line eh? " and Wham!, he whacks the rabbit and sends him back.

The rabbit gets up, dusts himself off and says:

"Well fuck y'all if I'm opening the store now!"

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