Mari was telling her girlfriend Rosie about the gent she met on a trip to Vegas.
"He took me to his condo overlooking the strip in Vegas, we had some wine and then he showed me all these expensive jewels.
There was an emerald cut diamond of at least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist watch with eleven carats."
"Impressive." said Rosie.
"Well... yes." Mari agreed. "But the downside was that with all those carats, he expected me to behave like a rabbit."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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