3 guys were shipwrecked and ended up on a cannibal island. The chief of the natives told them, "As of our tradition, all of you will go and bring a fruit back now."
The first brings back an orange and the chief tells him, "I'll shove it up your ass and if you can keep it there for 5 seconds, I'll let you go. Otherwise you will be eaten alive." The orange doesn't quite fit and he's immediately torn to shreds.
The second guy by pure luck brings back a single grape. The chief tells him the same thing but just as the chief shoves it in, the second guy starts laughing uncontrollably and the grape falls out. He dies a horrible death as well.
Up in heaven, the first guy saw the second guy and asked him how did he manage to screw up a grape. The second guy replies, "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with a durian."
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