So I went to my local butcher shop...

because they make fucking amazing beef jerkey (peppered) and as I leave the shop with my jerky, I noticed a dog sitting in front of the back door to the butcher shop. I didn't think much of it, dogs like meat so he was probably begging. However I noticed that the dog has a brown paper bag with a note on it, in his mouth. I went inside to tell the butcher and we went out to investigate. When the butcher took the bag, it contained a $20 bill and a note saying "One 16oz new york strip and a quarter pound of terreyaki pork jerky." Amazed, the butcher and I went inside and got the meat, put it in the bag, along with the remaining change. When we set the bag in front of the dog, it picked it up and began walking off. Obviously, I was confused/impressed so I followed it. The dog walked all the way to the bus stop and sat next to the bench. I stayed across the street as to not distract the dog. A bus pulled up and the dog walked in front of the bus, looked at the sign as to where the bus was traveling to and got in line to board the bus. I ran up, whilst digging some change out of my pocket to board the bus after the dog. Once I had paid the toll and was on the bus, I decided to take the only open seat behind the dog, which was a few rows back from it. I started to lose interest after about fifteen minutes...until the dog jumped up from nowhere and clamped his jaws onto the pully stop cable thingy. As the bus stopped, he trotted off the bus and into a driveway, I got off the bus and watched him from the bus stop. As the dog approached the front door, he dropped the bag and started ramming the front door with his head. After about hitting the door 4 times, someone opened the door and began violently beating the dog. I ran up to him and yelled "Why are you beating this dog?! He is a genius!" The man replied to me "Genius my ass! This is the third time he forgot the housekey!"