A man is having trouble with his sex drive, so he goes to the doctor for some little blue pills. The doctor, after listening to the man's problems, decided that a stronger pill was needed. So the doctor gives the man an experimental pill, but warns him to only take one a day.
So the man goes home, but ignores the doctor's warning and takes all the pills in one with his morning coffee.
A month later, a 10 year old boy wanders into the doctor's office. He holds up the empty bottle of experimental pills and asks if the doctor prescribed them. The doctor smiles and says yes, upon which the boy slaps him as hard as he can. The doctor, stunned, asked what that was for. The biy replied "My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass hurts like hell, and my dad is naked and fhasing the cat around the house with a boner while yelling 'Here, pussy pussy pussy!'"
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