Three men were trapped on the island. One was an American, one was a North Korean and the other was South Korean.
They were wandering around when they came upon a town of cannibals. They were tied with a rope. The Chief came out and said that the punishment was spanking their ass with a huge wooden club. But he wished to fulfill one reasonable wish before being spanked.
The American said, "I want 20 blankets over my ass". And so the wish was fulfilled. The blankets protected him from all but the last 10 spanks with the mace.
The North Korean said "I want 50 mattresses over my ass". And so the wish was fulfilled. The blankets completely protected him from the spankings.
It was the South Korean's turn. He smiled viciously and said:
"I want that North Korean on top of me"
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