The chief said to them " you all have one chance to survive. Go into the wild and find 10 of the same fruits, and I'll instruct you further."
The Frenchmen was the first to return with ten apples. The chief said" if you can stuff all 10 apples up your ass without showing emotion, I'll let you go.
The Frenchmen tried, but after the third apple, he couldn't go on, he broke down crying and was eaten.
The American was the next to arrive with 10 grapes. He could perform he task easily. But just as he was about to shove the 10th grape up his ass, he busted into laughter, and was also eaten.
In heaven, the Frenchmen asked the American, "you were so close! Why did you laugh?"
The American replied " because at the same time, I saw the Australian come back with 10 durians!"
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