The names of children

My friend's little sister walked up to my friend and asked her about family traditions for a school project.

"Well Violet, the way that our tradition works is as follows: when a child is born, the first thing that falls on their head will be their name, with a little variation. This can take days, weeks even, but it is a tradition and must be respected".

Her younger sister Rosaline walked in, barely age five.

"Lavender (My friend), why are you called Lavender?"

My friend looked towards her younger sister in a little bit of annoyance.

"I'm named Lavender because in our family there's a tradition. Whatever falls on our heads first will be the name that we're given. It can take days, weeks, but it's very well worth it. It's a tradition and it must be respected".

Suddenly, from the hallway, a huge crashing was heard. A young boy stormed into the room and tried to bite the bedspread.

"Fuck off Brick"

Edit: Supersnazz is a good guy, autocorrect is a faggot