A Guy goes into a bar and orders a beer, when the bartender brings his beer the Guy pays him and puts an octopus on the bar The Bartender tells him, "get that thing out of here."
The Guy says, "No, wait you don't understand. This is no ordinary octopus. This octopus can play any musical instrument you can think of.
The bartender says, "Bullshit, no octopus can do that."
The Guy says, "No, really I'll bet you one hundred dollars that you can't find a musical instrument he can't play."
The bartender says, "OK you're on. Try the piano in the corner."
The Guy takes the octopus to the piano and it played like a pro. The bartender went into the back room and brought out a guitar.
The octopus played a song on it.
The bartender said, "OK I'm not done yet so he brings out three kinds of horns and a set of drums.
The octopus played them all.
The bartender said, "Alright I have one more instrument to try before I give up. He goes in the back and comes out with a bagpipe, and sets it in the middle of the floor.
The octopus gets up on all eight legs and walks around it a couple of times then jumps on it. Then he walks around it a couple more times and jumps up and down on it a few more times.
The bartender says, "There I knew I could find one he couldn't play.
The Guy said, "Now just wait a minute He'll play it just as soon as he figures out he can't have sex with it.
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