Redneck Sex Test

1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False2. A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit. True or False3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False14. Foetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False25. Oral Sex is when you sit and talk dirty to each other.